yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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