shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
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It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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