god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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