it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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