Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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