Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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