I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
me + whiskey = a bad person
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
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My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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