I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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