I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
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VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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