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I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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