don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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