Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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