We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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