u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
You need a sexual gate keeper
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
