Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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