he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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