Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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