what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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