Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
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I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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