just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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