The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
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he was CRYING into my vagina
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
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the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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