I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
