If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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