Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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