apparently the secret to your success is patron
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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