i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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