That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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