need another drink. this is the easiest way
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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