I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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