they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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