All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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