Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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