the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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