ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
