Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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