i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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