I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
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he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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