your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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