Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
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Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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