theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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