he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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