My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
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Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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