i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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