We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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