adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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