Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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