There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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