You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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