Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
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