i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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