that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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