the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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