Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I love having hate sex.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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