Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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